{"product_id":"beach-towel-not-today-heifer-funny-cow-design-beach-towel","title":"Beach Towel — “Not Today Heifer” Funny Cow Design Beach Towel","description":"Wrap yourself in a cheeky, sun-soaked vibe with this playful beach towel. A wide-eyed heifer wearing heart-shaped sunglasses and a red bow holds a single rose while bold hand-lettering declares “Not Today” — a sassy little declaration for slow mornings, shore walks, and poolside lounging. The soft cotton loop backing feels gentle against skin; the quick-dry polyester print face keeps the artwork vivid between washes. Lightweight enough to fold into a beach bag, yet large enough to stake your spot on sand or at the pool, this towel adds personality and a wink of humor to warm-weather days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 52% polyester print face for crisp, long-lasting color and fast drying\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/48 blend options (EU\/US) with white cotton loop backing for a soft, absorbent feel\u003cbr\u003e- Two sizes available: 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\"\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with compliance to azo dye, formaldehyde, BPA, lead and phthalate standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":50725867061495,"sku":"39936062607016862126","price":42.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/1033\/6759\/files\/Not_Today_Heifer.png?v=1777625941","url":"https:\/\/farmandneighbors.com\/products\/beach-towel-not-today-heifer-funny-cow-design-beach-towel","provider":"Farm \u0026 Neighbors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}